Meditation Crystal
16x20
Oil on panel
2025
Pleiadian Meditation Instructor and Advanced Mindfulness Coach, Dee Mager, had the most embarrassing problem: He couldn’t meditate. He couldn’t focus for more than a few seconds before his mind would wander. He constantly reached for one of his many communication devices to check for notifications or was tempted by the gambling games on his handheld joy-time apparatus. Dee was terminally distracted. People were starting to unsubscribe from his channel and drop his meditation classes.
So distracted was he that his disorganized energy patterns could be felt across space by two 9th-dimensional beings, Arcturian Crystal Merchants who recognized Dee’s distractibility as a threat to the entire galaxy. And to solve his problem and to save all of existence, they presented him with an uncommonly fine Azurite Crystal imbued with calming energy.
Once in proximity to the fantastic specimen, Dee Mager closed his eyes and, for the first time, fell into a deeply meditative state—and he hasn’t come back since! Even now, he is still meditating, blissfully detached from the world around him.